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Friend:
Dude grab the back of my car and I'll pull you on your board
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Me:
LOL okay..
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Me:
*picks up speed*
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Me:
Okaaaaay going pretty fast now
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Me:
Umm how I get them to slow down?
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Me:
*speeding up*
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Me:
fuck
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Me:
fuck
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Me:
FUCK
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Me:
FUCK
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Me:
AWESOME BUT FUCK SHIT
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Me:
IM GONNA DIE
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Me:
*slides straight into river*