• Friend: Dude grab the back of my car and I'll pull you on your board
  • Me: LOL okay..
  • Me: *picks up speed*
  • Me: Okaaaaay going pretty fast now
  • Me: Umm how I get them to slow down?
  • Me: *speeding up*
  • Me: fuck
  • Me: fuck
  • Me: FUCK
  • Me: FUCK
  • Me: AWESOME BUT FUCK SHIT
  • Me: IM GONNA DIE
  • Me: *slides straight into river*